Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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