I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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