It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i want to swaddle you in tequila
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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