hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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