i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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