BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
