return my video game
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Randomize
