yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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