it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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