All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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