best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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