You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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