in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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