So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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