What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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