We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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