Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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