We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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