i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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