so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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