Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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