how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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