how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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