We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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