Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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