Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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