That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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