They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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