Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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