your room smells of hookers.
And success
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
MIDGETS
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went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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