I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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