i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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