I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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