Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
do nipples grow back?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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