I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Randomize