no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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