can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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