All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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