I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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