just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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