I wish i was in the wii world.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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