sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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