the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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