I hope mine doesn't look like that
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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