He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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