dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
