do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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