Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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