I'm going to jail i love you
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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