Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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