forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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