I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
