Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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